Ohhhh yes.

[Disturbed]

I have somewhere else to rant on about things.

tl;dr at the bottom...

I usually just talk to my friend (My only real friend, really) and he'll usually get annoyed after awhile. So, I go on a forum and do that. I've even got my own section on that forum, just for my Disturbed things.

Anyway, I'll be ranting here. Thanks.

First rant...

The children who skateboard that are near my age are complete .... <word>. Really, they think they're amazing. (Nothing against skateboarders who DON'T act like this, but the rest of my facts stand.) All the girls rush over to them (Which gives me a pretty decent idea of their stupidity). Oh, the best part. You're propelling yourself forward at around maybe 10 MPH. You're propelling yourself forward on A PIECE OF WOOD WITH WHEELS. GET OVER YOURSELF.
And their music...

I feel another rant coming on.

[dave47561879]

this is so interesting. i can read your rants all day

[Disturbed]

Thanks 

I have a website set up at http://disturb.co.nr with a blog that I do rants on sometimes.

[Disturbed]

Some things just kill any mood I'm in. I could win an Intel i7, but if I see or hear someone listening to terrible music... I explode inside. All I can think about is how stupid and conformist this person must be for listening to such garbage.

The stuff I'm talking about is... Rap (Soulja Boy, etc), a genre that I've never heard of (Might be catagorized under Man-Woman, for Lady Gaga), or children's music (Hannah Montana, etc).

I can say with complete honesty and sincerity that I think anyone who listens to and enjoys today's children music, like the Jonas Brothers, should be strung up from a burning tree. Seriously. It. Is. Not. Good. Music. Stop crying, whining, and moaning when a celebrity male who is 2 times your age gets married. Did you REALLY think you had ANY chance AT ALL? For one, he's a celebrity (Why? I'm not sure). He could pick from his millions of fans who are all under 14 (Oh god, I really hope with all my heart that that's true, or we have an even bigger problem on our hands), or even another celebrity; Why on earth would be pick you?

Another thing... People need to have their kids listen to music at a young age to make sure they don't prefer Rap or Hannah Montana over Rammstein or Slipknot. If they do, you shoot them on the spot.

There's some more I must get out, but my Eternity is only going to allow 700 more characters on this post.

[Disturbed]

A lot of the girls in our generation are turning into filthy whores at a young age (I didn't say ALL of them, I know some respectable ones, but a lot of them aren't respectable at all). My friend tells me about a bunch of girls at his school who actually sell themselves to boys, to do... you know what... If that doesn't sicken you, I don't know what will. This generation is terrible, for the most part. A mob of whores, criminals, and idiots are inheriting the earth. But, there are the occasional Disturbeds, Americos, Daves, Laras, and Toasts (Toast is a young lad, right?) that are like Messiahs in this dystopia.
Best I've been able to do is convert someone from hip-hop to metal.

Okay, onto a related subject....

Clothing. As said on my blog (In similar words), women are becoming nudist in order to attract men. Honestly, if you're going to wear shorts that end where your thigh begins, you may as well be wearing nothing at all. I find it disturbing that many girls my age feel the overwhelming need to only have 30% of their body clothed. That's about all I have to say on that matter.
Oh, and I have a passionate hate of skinny jeans, but you can visit the blog for that. (Why would I want to see a perfect outline of your calves? "OMG I'M LIEK SO TURNED ON BY UR CALVES, SCREW ME NAOW!!")

It's just sad that everyone's so sex-obsessed... Soooo sad...

Ahhh... Vents are nice. Mice rhymes with Nice. The nice mice ate the asian man's white rice. Hahahaha! Look at that! I just became the best rapper in the world! (No really, that's all you have to do. Well, I left out all the sex that also typically inhabits the lyrics, but that's about all you have to do to be a good rapper.)

Night night.

[Disturbed]

Oh, and excuse my.... TRIPLE POST! but, I forgot some things...

boys hu type like this:] REALLY ANNOY ME. God... There are no doubts about your sexual orientation if you're typing like that.

For females, I'm alright with the occasional :], but whennnn theyyy startt talkinn likee thissss, I also find it incredibly annoying. What's the point of talking like that? It's actually faster if you just type correctly, and you look 9001 times more intelligent. i also hate it when ppl tlk lik tis. tat rly anys me.

[Toast]

Lol these posts are interesting... Haha I guess I am a young lad (19.5 yrs. )

[dave47561879]

excellent! i love reading these...

i also agree that i don;t like slang talk

[Disturbed]

Gaaaaahhhh! People are so stupid... One of my Facebook friends (Female... I have an incredibly sad story about that... God, it tears my insides to pieces just thinking about it    )

ASCIISIIIIIIGH... Anyway, she sees movies just for the "hott" guys. She apparently "hates Twilight", yet loves the movies because apparently the actors are "hott". Percy Jackson movie... Actor is "hott"... Erghhh... I... I really just can't stomach people my age. I want to vomit all over myself just thinking about the millions of teenage girls who are wasting their time on such... pure garbage... I can't even think of a word to properly describe these people. It's just stupid...

tl;dr: They spend money to go to the movies, so that they can look at "hott" guys, even though they have internet access.

Quite frankly, I could care less about "hott" girls, because, while, honestly, your looks do matter a bit to me, if we share no interests, or you're a... I'm lacking a better word than ***ch (Sorry Quig!), I won't be going out with you, regardless of how you look. I suppose that goes the other way too; if you bathe twice a month and are typically seen wearing the same manure-covered overalls that you never remove from your dirt-encased skin, AND you love programming and psychology, I won't be going out with you. All I'm asking is some hygiene and intelligence... I'm still on my quest.

Really, every girl at my school either:
1. Listens to music that I hate.
or
2. Have a personality that I hate.

Music is a very big deciding factor for me. I'm not even going to attempt to go out with someone who listens to Hannah Montana, nor will I be going out with someone... who... is Amish, or something.

WHY CAN'T EVERYONE JUST BE MY PERFECT IMAGE OF A HUMAN!?             

[dave47561879]

because the world is a perverted place that revolves around sex. btw, i was just reading your rants on you blog

[dave47561879]

Another thing. If you play with people on online games and they get mad at you they tend to use a lot of cursing at you and if you tell them to calm down, it gets worse. like, what the hell? do you think that cursing atleast every other word makes you cool, or... or intimidating? NO. it makes you an idiot....

[Disturbed]

Facekeyboard gaaaaaaahhhddujbkccgob...

People shouldn't talk if...
1. They have no idea what they're talking about.
2. They are blind/arrogant/stupid.

I can't even begin to count the idiot children at my school who are addicted to Modern Warfare 2. It's... I can't even begin to explain how bad and broken I feel the multiplayer is. (Singleplayer was decent, I'm the only person I know (At my school) who beat it all the way through on Veteran.) It's just sad that I can walk up to someone and say "COUNTER STRIKE" And they'll be like "WTF IS THIS COUNTER STRIKE? I ONLY PLAYZ EM DOUBLE-YOU TWO THEREFORE YOUR ARGUMENTZ R INVALID AND I AM COOLZZZ." What I'm trying to say is that they haven't played any real games. They all just play mainstream, overhyped, garbage. My favorite game, Deus Ex, has never been uttered at my school. No one has ever heard of it. That's just sad.

This generation fails, I want a new one. I feel cheated. I've been playing Deus Ex since I was like 8, and Half Life before I even began school. These kids grew up on Disney channel and apple juice. All the cool kids (me) grew up on Quake and Grape juice. And look how great I turned out. My mental condition deteriorates more every day, and I'm addicted to the computer. I wouldn't have it any other way. All I need is a mate.... Dave... w-will... will you marry me?

[dave47561879]

i accept

[Disturbed]

She said that too... I had a dream about her last night Dave. There was a demoman, he was on Blu, I was on Red with her. The demoman was spawncamping me, and then she came along and killed the Demo. It was beautiful. She was beautiful. The whole situation was beautiful. Then she walked into our Resupply room and asked another guy out... I typed 'explode' in console.

tl;dr: I don't really expect anyone to read this, but as on the UK Dakka thread, I just write down whatever comes to my mind.

Good god, this thread is turning into my UK Dakka section. I just rant on about a girl, until eventually I screw up, then I go back to that thread, and I rant some more about how sad I am. You know, girls made me what I am today. Psychotic.... If I had never screwed up with that first girl, I'd have never been like this. I was quite a bit different. I was/am pretty scarred. And then it happened again. I don't know how much more my mind can take. It's a bit... fragile. Well, no... It's not fragile. It's odd. I can watch 2guys1hammer and somehow get atleast a tiny  bit of enjoyment out of it, but when I get... Well, you can't really call it rejected if she says yes, and then says she can't (I still can't figure out if she's lying or if I'm an even bigger idiot than I thought (Paranoia, Self-Defeating (Masochism? What does that mean? I forgot.) ) ) Annnyway, both times for completely and utterly my fault. It killed me. I'm a horrible person. But hey, without those 2 girls, I would never have fallen in love with psychology by researching about my problems. I'd never have problems. Well, maybe. Dunno. That first one REALLY opened my eyes. I was blind, arrogant, anything bad. I'm not stupid anymore... Well yeah, I guess I am. My friend calls them learning experiences. I really, do not like that. I do not like to think of her as a learning experience. Shaking fit again... hang on... That happened a lot this morning... dunno why. Anyway, I wish she hadn't been a "learning experience". If I weren't an idiot, it would have been done right. This wall of text is getting a bit large. I'd say something like "Well, I suppose I'll get to the point now", but I don't have one. Is it love? Who knows, who cares? I'm dead to her, or something.

[Toast]

Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. -Alfred Lord Tennyson